I'm just Emily like Harry was just Harry

Peace Corps Indonesia in April 2013
Harry Potter Fanatic
Whovian
Tamora Pierce Obsessor
And more fandoms than I can count

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I was talking to a guy I used to work with at Disneyland about how he was promoted to head costume designer and he was freaking out about his first assignment

  • Him: it has to be perfect
  • Me: what does?
  • Him: they'll kill me if I screw up this dress
  • Me: no they won't it's just a dress
  • Him: yes they will I'm going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I'll die alone
  • Me: it can't be that big a deal, are you making a parade character's dress or something?
  • Him: they gave me so much money, I'm going to fuck it up. She'll look hideous
  • Me: it'll be okay if you make a mistake, who's dress are you making?
  • Him: *whispers* Elsa
  • Me: isn't Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
  • Him: yes
  • Me: then how are you doing her dress if it's done already?
  • Him: her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they've already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.
  • Me: oh...shit
  • Him: *starts crying quietly*

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stainsofsummeronmyskin:

Has this been done already or…

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Ryan Murphy: “The ending of Glee is something I have never shared with anyone, but I always knew it. I’ve always relied on it as a source of comfort, a North Star. At the end of season 6, Lea [Michele]’s Rachel was going to have become a big Broadway star, the role she was born to play. Finn was going to have become a teacher, settled down happily in Ohio, at peace with his choice and no longer feeling like a Lima loser. The very last line of dialogue was to be this: Rachel comes back to Ohio, fulfilled and yet not, and walks into Finn’s glee club. “What are you doing here?” he would ask. “I’m home,” she would reply. Fade out. The end.”

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John Watson. My friend, John Watson. John.

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chudleycanon:

haydenrodgers:

drapplepie:

8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN

EVERYONE BOW DOWN

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hirokareo:

imshaken:

monetizeyourcat:

dennishopper:

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, “a postmodern” children’s book by Jon Sciezka, illustrations by Lane Smith

i sometimes forget this book was actually real instead of being one of those lurid fantasies you sometimes concoct of your own childhood

Wait OTHER PEOPLE actually know this book exists?

This fucking book


This book is beyond wonderful.

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lady-vile:

why did i do this

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90s90s90s:

"Mainly we hung out with the ‘Home Improvement’ kids, they were really close to us. Because we were all in school at the same time we had PE together. Our PE time we would go to a basketball court and the ‘Boy Meets World’ kids and the ‘Home Improvement’ kids would play basketball together" - Danielle Fishel

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lion-for-a-mouth:

queenofsunspear:

[x]

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

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